New Mod/1000 Replies/Page 100/The Quest for Immortality

[Dr.bob7]

[quote][quote][quote][i]As Ozzy wandered off into the jungle, in the search for some d

[ShaneG_old]

The simmers knock much more loudly this time, and say, "Hey! It's me Dave, open up! I got the stuff."  ;D

[Dr.bob7]

[quote][i]The simmers knock much more loudly this time, and say, "Hey! It's me Dave, open up! I got the stuff."

[Anxyous]

Back in Twittania, the simmers found a computer with an internet connection. Harold, who had been hiding all along, tweeted to all this tweeps, to start a search & rescue.

[lunitic_8]

Back in Twittania, the simmers found a computer with an internet connection. Harold, who had been hiding all along, tweeted to all this tweeps, to start a search & rescue.

[i]but someone obviously didnt read and i already said that there is a search and rescue coming after us

But lucky that computer had the latest version a flight sim installed on it and it was tweaked to perfection, with all the latest and greatest addons and everyone took turns watching and flying for hours on end

[Groundbound1]

[i]But BECAUSE it had the latest and greatest sim (FSX) the crowd ended up doing more watching and waiting than flying.

[scalper_old]

Ozzy sadi did you hear the big boom? Hey where did Harold come from?

[Anxyous]

But Harold was secretly a wrestler, and used his speciality, the Flying Dutchman, on Ozzy...

[tcco94]

The computer exploded from FSX, it just couldn't handle it.

[skoker]

It had Vista

[lunitic_8]

It had Vista

Now the simmers were right back to boredom...

[tcco94]

So they went to bestbuy

[Groundbound1]

And said "WAIT A MINUTE!? Where the heck did this BestBuy come from?!"

[skoker]

Years ago a Best Buy was built in the forest,but since no one was there it was abandoned with allthe power still intact and computers with XP and Nvidia 9800 graphics cards, And enough memory to run FSX at 50 FPS even with AA on.



Yeah right like that will ever happen...


FSX at 50FPS!

[ShaneG_old]

As they arrived at the Best Buy, they were shocked to discover that it had closed its doors forever because of the economy, and the old store was now over run by wood gnomes.