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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Anxyous » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:01 pm

[quote][i]When all of a sudden, in a valiant effort to put the story back on track, Anxyous showed up and said, "Now everyone can haz cheezburgers!", and all the kittehs ate and were full ,and it was good, until Ozzy vomited from a bad mix of liquor and cheezburgers.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby DaveSims » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:00 pm

After reading the last dozen or so posts, I have formed different opinions of those involved.   :D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby charlesed » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:06 pm

Boy am I glad I missed that flight...
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby tcco94 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:28 am

All the simmers went back to the plane to try and build it back up with all there knowledge from simviation
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby tcco94 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:35 am

It turns out I forgot a zero when I was entering in the fuel amount. :P ;D

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Co-Pilot---"Why is there only 1000 gallons left of fuel?"
Pilot---"You said to get 3400 gallons so I did so?"
Co-Pilot---"I said 34000....!"
Pilot---"Well good news is I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico...and I saved some more money by not getting 30600 gallons of fuel"
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby lunitic_8 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:22 am

All the simmers went back to the plane to try and build it back up with all there knowledge from simviation


But little did they know modeling a plane on the computer is soo much different than building one in real life
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:38 am

All the simmers went back to the plane to try and build it back up with all there knowledge from simviation


But little did they know modeling a plane on the computer is soo much different than building one in real life



and a good thing that is , as not too many of us could do that either.

;D ;D ;)
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby lunitic_8 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:53 am

So after trying for 2 day straight working shifts they finally gave up and decided they were screwed.... but one thing they didnt know is that there was a search and rescue team looking for all of them
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby scalper_old » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:54 am

Some of us are trying to get the radios from the wreck working. oh and I found a carton of smokes. sweet.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby tcco94 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:15 pm

So after trying for 2 day straight working shifts they finally gave up and decided they were screwed.... but one thing they didnt know is that there was a search and rescue team looking for all of them

So they all decided to use there last pair of matches to light the plane on fire to get someone near by the idea that the simmers were lost.... but they all forgot there was fuel still left in the plane.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:35 pm

As Chad lit the match, the fumes from the aviation fuel ignited causing a giant fireball to form, but luckily, at the exact same moment, Ozzy passed gas, and those fumes ignited causing a counter fireball to form thereby  saving the completely amazed band of simmers from certain death.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Anxyous » Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:45 pm

[i]As Ozzy wandered off into the jungle, in the search for some d
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Dr.bob7 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:39 pm

[quote][i]As Ozzy wandered off into the jungle, in the search for some d
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Groundbound1 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:56 pm

[quote][quote][i]As Ozzy wandered off into the jungle, in the search for some d
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby skoker » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:16 pm

Its everyone that was stuck in the forest.  Bobs house is in the forest where the plane crashed.
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