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[Steve M]

I second a re-trial!

I still need a counselor

I'll dig into my savings for payment (it's just a load of cheezburgers)

We will have to talk to the judge,  ;D

[ShaneG_old]

Yea! 399 to go!  ;D


This retrial is now in session.


WHo is mad at who and why?

[Steve M]

Me neither. It's almost like Russian roulette.

BINGO!

[charlesed]

What... whats going on in here?!?


I leave for fifteen minutes and this thread just explodes...


It's me isn't it, y'all just are trying to get rid of me so you can have all this fun.

[ShaneG_old]

shhhhh be quiet, he's back.

[Steve M]

[quote]Yea! 399 to go!

[Steve M]

shhhhh be quiet, he's back.

[ShaneG_old]

Does anyone willing to defend teh kitteh known as Anxyous?


These are serious charges of hairball violaton.  There can be no cheezeburger if found guilty.

[scalper_old]

I will defen the poor kitty. , I have opened a defece. due to thaw lack of brushing my defendent pleads not guilty to the hair balls. and demands a brushing everynight as retrobution.

[Steve M]

[quote]Does anyone willing to defend teh kitteh known as Anxyous?


These are serious charges of hairball violaton.

[ShaneG_old]

Lack of brushing! This is not good for teh kitteh, no good at all.

Prosecutor, what have you to say of the no brushing for teh kitteh?




poor kitteh....

[Steve M]

Lack of brushing! This is not good for teh kitteh, no good at all.

Prosecutor, what have you to say of the no brushing for teh kitteh?




poor kitteh....

Once again I implore the the court to consider the brutality of hairballs to the sox and bare feet of the nations people. Prosecution is requesting maximum penalty.... NO cheezburgers for LIFE.
Thank you, your Honor

[Steve M]

I rest my case!

[scalper_old]

Your Honor If this poor cat was brushed the hairballs would of went down by 95% The owner should be awar that if does not bruxh kitty then he will have to watch where he walks. I beleive kitty's owner should give a cheesburger everynight as part of our counter suite against the owner. may i ask for a 10 break so kitty can rub against all the chairs in this court room and to get that anoyying fly.

Thank you your honor

[skoker]

Mr.Kitty AKA Fluffy, Has been mistreated and abused by his owner.  

You want the truth, You cant handel the truth!