Counselor will you please tell your client to refrain from leaving hair balls on the floor of my court room.

Order, Order in this court!
Counselor will you please tell your client to refrain from leaving hair balls on the floor of my court room.
Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.
Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.
What are you doing here, you're the prosecutor for chrissakes!
I still plead 'not guilty' on all charges.
I do, however, apologize for the hairballs.
Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.
What are you doing here, you're the prosecutor for chrissakes!
I still plead 'not guilty' on all charges.
I do, however, apologize for the hairballs.
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