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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:52 pm

Order, Order in this court!



Counselor will you please tell your client to refrain from leaving hair balls on the floor of my court room. ;D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby scalper_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:03 pm

we will now take a 10 minute recess . kitty litter is down the hall to the left.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby skoker » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:03 pm

10,000 views! ;D (I was 10,000)
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Anxyous » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:09 pm

Order, Order in this court!



Counselor will you please tell your client to refrain from leaving hair balls on the floor of my court room. ;D



Who? I don't have a counselor :D

As for the charges, I plead 'not guilty' on all points.

Now I need a counselor :P
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:09 pm

How many times have you read the entire thread trying to figure out how we got here? ;D ;D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:12 pm

;D Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.

The court is about to rule.. Anxiuos, Do you have any final words.  
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:15 pm

Well we are willing to overlook the catnip smuggling charges, and the blatant lolz graffiti.

On condition he promise to haz teh cheezburger.  :D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Anxyous » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:16 pm

;D Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.


What are you doing here, you're the prosecutor for chrissakes! :D

I still plead 'not guilty' on all charges.

I do, however, apologize for the hairballs.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:21 pm

In these hard current economic times, we save money by combining the two jobs he's a cousele-cutor.

He's here to defend you while he's trying to screw you over. ;D ;D
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:22 pm

;D Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.


What are you doing here, you're the prosecutor for chrissakes! :D

I still plead 'not guilty' on all charges.

I do, however, apologize for the hairballs.



Oh yeh! OK I'm calling for a retrial, Shane the judge was slowing up, so I railroaded the jury.  
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:24 pm

So who's getting #600?  ;D ;D ;)
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:25 pm

;D Your honor, if I may address the court. My client is willing to admit to the cute eyes charge, if you will drop the other charges. My client has shown remorse about the hairball incedent and the antique chair leg incedent. I ask the court to consider house arrest as an alternative
to 5 years in the cathouse.


What are you doing here, you're the prosecutor for chrissakes! :D

I still plead 'not guilty' on all charges.

I do, however, apologize for the hairballs.
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Anxyous » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:26 pm

I second a re-trial!

I still need a counselor :D

I'll dig into my savings for payment (it's just a load of cheezburgers)
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:26 pm

[quote]So who's getting #600?
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Re: New Moderator required/The Quest For 1000 Replies

Postby ShaneG_old » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:28 pm

Me neither. It's almost like Russian roulette.
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