FS ADDICT 12 STEP PROGRAM...

[Capt.Propwash]

1. Buy computer

2. upgrade computer

3. buy Flight Simulator

4. Buy airplanes for flight simulator

5. buy scenery for flight simulator

6. find website that talks about flight sim to get Free Planes

7. Find another website that has Free Scenery

8. Buy new hard drive to have more room for scenery and planes

9. buy new graphics card

10. Buy new Processor Chip to keep up with the Graphics card

11. Find other people to fly with online

12. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!



Hope that this brightens someones day.


... 'Hi, my name's Chris, and I am a Flight Simulator Addict.  I have been 'using' for 6 years now.'

[Al_Fallujah]

Hi Chris....

[Groundbound1]

[quote]1. Buy computer

2. upgrade computer

3. buy Flight Simulator

4. Buy airplanes for flight simulator

5. buy scenery for flight simulator

6. find website that talks about flight sim to get Free Planes

7. Find another website that has Free Scenery

8. Buy new hard drive to have more room for scenery and planes

9. buy new graphics card

10. Buy new Processor Chip to keep up with the Graphics card

11. Find other people to fly with online

12. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!



Hope that this brightens someones day.


... 'Hi, my name's Chris, and I am a Flight Simulator Addict.

[ShaneG_old]

[quote]
Yup, that about sums it up for me!

[patchz]

Mine is a bit different, so I changed it to fit.

1. Buy computer

2. Get FS as a gift.

3. Find out you can download and add airplanes and scenery to FS, for free.

4. Find out you know absolutely nothing about FS or flying.

5. Join Forum and make many wonderful new friends who bend over backward to help, even though you are an idiot.

6. But new graphics card and power supply, to improve screen shots and in game graphics.

7. Give up on new graphics card and buy very expensive new computer, just for FS, no other reason.

8. Buy FSX.

9. Buy airplanes, enhancements, and scenery.

10. Pull out remaining hair trying to solve computer problems, all of which are related to FS.

11. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

[Steve M]

Mine is a bit different, so I changed it to fit.

1. Buy computer

2. Get FS as a gift.

3. Find out you can download and add airplanes and scenery to FS, for free.

4. Find out you know absolutely nothing about FS or flying.

5. Join Forum and make many wonderful new friends who bend over backward to help, even though you are an idiot.

6. But new graphics card and power supply, to improve screen shots and in game graphics.

7. Give up on new graphics card and buy very expensive new computer, just for FS, no other reason.

8. Buy FSX.

9. Buy airplanes, enhancements, and scenery.

10. Pull out remaining hair trying to solve computer problems, all of which are related to FS.

11. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

Free FS as a gift, is such an oxymoron, isn't it?

[FuturePilot]

Mine is a bit different, so I changed it to fit.

1. Buy computer

2. Get FS as a gift.

3. Find out you can download and add airplanes and scenery to FS, for free.

4. Find out you know absolutely nothing about FS or flying.

5. Join Forum and make many wonderful new friends who bend over backward to help, even though you are an idiot.

6. But new graphics card and power supply, to improve screen shots and in game graphics.

7. Give up on new graphics card and buy very expensive new computer, just for FS, no other reason.

8. Buy FSX.

9. Buy airplanes, enhancements, and scenery.

10. Pull out remaining hair trying to solve computer problems, all of which are related to FS.

11. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

Free FS as a gift, is such an oxymoron, isn't it?

[Fozzer]

"Hi!

My name is Paul, and I am addicted to drinking Tea..."

What is this "Flight Simulator", of which you all speak?

Paul...... ...... ....!

[skoker]

Has anyone here ever seen Half Baked?

[patchz]

Mine is a bit different, so I changed it to fit.

1. Buy computer

2. Get FS as a gift.

3. Find out you can download and add airplanes and scenery to FS, for free.

4. Find out you know absolutely nothing about FS or flying.

5. Join Forum and make many wonderful new friends who bend over backward to help, even though you are an idiot.

6. But new graphics card and power supply, to improve screen shots and in game graphics.

7. Give up on new graphics card and buy very expensive new computer, just for FS, no other reason.

8. Buy FSX.

9. Buy airplanes, enhancements, and scenery.

10. Pull out remaining hair trying to solve computer problems, all of which are related to FS.

11. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

Free FS as a gift, is such an oxymoron, isn't it?

[patchz]

Mine is a bit different, so I changed it to fit.

1. Buy computer

2. Get FS as a gift.

3. Find out you can download and add airplanes and scenery to FS, for free.

4. Find out you know absolutely nothing about FS or flying.

5. Join Forum and make many wonderful new friends who bend over backward to help, even though you are an idiot.

6. But new graphics card and power supply, to improve screen shots and in game graphics.

7. Give up on new graphics card and buy very expensive new computer, just for FS, no other reason.

8. Buy FSX.

9. Buy airplanes, enhancements, and scenery.

10. Pull out remaining hair trying to solve computer problems, all of which are related to FS.

11. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

Free FS as a gift, is such an oxymoron, isn't it?

[Groundbound1]

"Hi!

My name is Paul, and I am addicted to drinking Tea..."

What is this "Flight Simulator", of which you all speak?

Paul...... ...... ....!

Paul, "Flight Simulator" is what you do between cups of tea.

Has anyone here ever seen Half Baked?

"But I ain't no "Simhead"!

[Thud]

1. Buy computer

3. buy Flight Simulator

6. find website that talks about flight sim to get Free Planes

2. upgrade computer

9. buy new graphics card

4. Buy airplanes for flight simulator

12. Admit that you are now an ADDICT!!

Don't know if I quite quality for #12 




5. buy scenery for flight simulator

7. Find another website that has Free Scenery

8. Buy new hard drive to have more room for scenery and planes

10. Buy new Processor Chip to keep up with the Graphics card

11. Find other people to fly with online

[FuturePilot]

I was given FS2004, then I borrowed someone's PC to play it, then I upgraded PC's to someone else's PC, then again to somebody elses, then bought my own, then started building one!  Still haven't finished it yet. 

[a1]

This is so true on so many levels.