A few things you shouldn't say..

[Steve M]

When pulled over by a cop.


1.  I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.   
  3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
  4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!   
  5. Are You Andy or Barney?
  6. I  thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.   
  7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  8. I pay your salary! 
  9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last  officer only gave me a warning, too!   
  10.  Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
  11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there  are no other cars around. That's how far ahead  of me they are.
  12. When the Officer says, Your eyes look red, have you been  drinking?' You probably shouldn't respond  with,'Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?' 

[B-Valvs]

Number 10 reminded me of Larry the Cable Guy when he talked about a cop that pulled him over, but was extremely forgetful or had some disability or something:

Cop: "Do I know why I pulled you over?"

Him: "You wanted to give me 20 bucks?"

"That cop pulled me over 10 more times and I made a fortune."

OR

Cop: "Have you been drinking tonight?"

Him:"Why, is there a fat girl in my backseat? Oh no! I must be drunk! THere's 2 of 'em!"



8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

I heard about a female that when stopped by a HP State Trooper asked him if he was going to give her passes to the policeman's ball. He replied, "Ma'am, State Policeman don't have balls." She went through total hysterical meltdown. Especially as the trooper realized what he'd said and started turning red. Apparently he let her off with a verbal warning as he bid a hasty retreat back to his patrol car and left. He drove by the woman still laying on the front seat laughing her ass off.

I don't know if it's true or not, but it sure is funny story....

[Steve M]

I heard about a female that when stopped by a HP State Trooper asked him if he was going to give her passes to the policeman's ball. He replied, "Ma'am, State Policeman don't have balls." She went through total hysterical meltdown. Especially as the trooper realized what he'd said and started turning red. Apparently he let her off with a verbal warning as he bid a hasty retreat back to his patrol car and left. He drove by the woman still laying on the front seat laughing her ass off.

I don't know if it's true or not, but it sure is funny story....

Now, that is funny.. 

[Steve M]

Number 10 reminded me of Larry the Cable Guy when he talked about a cop that pulled him over, but was extremely forgetful or had some disability or something:

Cop: "Do I know why I pulled you over?"

Him: "You wanted to give me 20 bucks?"

"That cop pulled me over 10 more times and I made a fortune."

OR

Cop: "Have you been drinking tonight?"

Him:"Why, is there a fat girl in my backseat? Oh no! I must be drunk! THere's 2 of 'em!"



8-)

I loved that movie! Two more here...

You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . !

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

[ApplePie]

#7, don't they need a warrant to search your trunk? :-?

[Steve M]

#7, don't they need a warrant to search your trunk? :-?

Only probable cause..

[B_7772]

[a1]

A thread of laughter.

[Fozzer]

#7, don't they need a warrant to search your trunk? :-?

Only probable cause..

[Steve M]

#7, don't they need a warrant to search your trunk? :-?

Only probable cause..

[Capt.Propwash]

Probable Cause: if the cops think you did something, or are trying to intentionally hide something, you're either getting a ticket, or going to jail.


Cop: "do you mind if i search your trunk?"

Person: "Only if i can rummage through yours and not put stuff back where you had it."  8-)

[expat]

"Can I search your trunk"
"Depends how stong your stomach is" or "Only if you have a face mask and some menthol" 

Matt

[Fozzer]

[quote]

Probable cause..