Summer Classes...

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[color=#000000]Summer Classes for [glow=yellow,2,300]Women[/glow] at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., June 26, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Walmart Without Stopping? Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
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[Steve M]

Hehe, nice! 
If I can just add one..
When entering a high speed motorway on an acceleration ramp. What would be smartest thing to do?
Class will be held behind the targets at the shooting range, daily. Morning lessons are available on request..
   

[BrandonF]

About half of those classes apply to...someone. (*Not thinking about mom*)  Shhhhhh! don't tell anyone. 

[Capt.Propwash]

I know someone right now that [glow=yellow,2,300]NEEDS[/glow] classes 1, 6, 8, & 9.  and that is sad!  8-)