A Blonde that couldn't swim

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A Blonde that couldn't swim

Postby FuturePilot » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:31 pm

Last one for now... promise!

A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"  :o
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Re: A Blonde that couldn't swim

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:16 pm

I guess only a blonde could fully understand the humor...... :-/
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Re: A Blonde that couldn't swim

Postby H » Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:02 pm

I guess only a blonde could fully understand the humor...... :-/
Perhaps... the field is obviously not a water-logged rice paddy, making floating/paddling and swimming rather difficult.


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Re: A Blonde that couldn't swim

Postby Steve M » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:20 pm

;D ;D ;D I love blondes, but I love blonde jokes even more!
Somehow I've always found myself with a brunette that has a blonde friend. It's much safer, to observe from a distance!
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