The Men's Room

[patchz]

Sign over the urinal in the local fire station in the seventies:

If your hose is short,
And your pressure is weak;
Stand up close,
Or you will wet your feet.

In the stall:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Keep it neat, wipe the seat.

[a1]

[Romulus111VADT]

One really good one I saw once on a freshly painted wall, "They paint these walls to stop my pen, But the shithouse poet has struck again,"

Another note worthy one - "Here I sit on the pooper, just gave birth to a Florida State Trooper."

[Fozzer]

Toilet Humour.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

.....prompted me to do the usual Google Search... ;)...>>>

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list8.html

...amongst many more!... ...!

Paul...one of the few joys of having a weak Bladder... ... ... ...!

[TacitBlue]

Over the urinal in the pilot's lounge restroom at a small airport I visited once:

"Pilots with short props or low manifold pressure, please taxi close"

[Groundbound1]

I've always liked:

He that writes upon these walls, rolls his ____ into little balls,
Those that read these words of wit, eats those little balls of ____.

I used to be an expeditor, could give you a million of 'em.

[Capt.Propwash]

from the Construction site Port-o-potty:

"Here I sit broken Hearted
Come to $___
But only farted.

Thought I would take the chance
stood up and $___ my pants."