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BP's Final Option

Postby patchz » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:31 pm

A female friend sent me this.






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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby BrandonF » Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:59 pm



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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby patchz » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:08 pm



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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby JakesF14 » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:27 am

Hie hie! even the ship have a BP logo!
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:36 am

That's the sort of TV Ladies Bits Advertisement that I get right in the middle of having my Meal... :o...

...it would certainly soak the "gravy" up... ;)...!

Wonderful stuff, Larry!... ;D... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:04 pm

You know, it might be more than just a joke. With today's technology, why couldn't we come up with something similar that would soak up just oil, and not water? In a much larger size of course.
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:24 pm

I suspect that a lot of this oil is not only on the surface, but held in suspension from the surface to the sea-bed!

I think they are going to have to put a filter on the bed of the Gulf of Mexico to strain the oil, then pull the plug out, and empty the clean water, temporarily, into the Great Lakes... ::)...!

Would also solve the shortage of Fish, at the same time!

...or not?... :-/...!

Paul.... ;).... ;)....!

The news gets more and more depressing each day!
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby H » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:44 pm

The news gets more and more depressing each day!
I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?


patchz can explain the specifics -- or even post the reference e-mail if he hasn't deleted it.


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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:53 pm

I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?

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Nah.... ;)...!

Esso does that for me!...>>>>

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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:45 pm

The news gets more and more depressing each day!

Which is exactly why I do not watch/listen to it.
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Re: BP's Final Option

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:47 pm

The news gets more and more depressing each day!
I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?


patchz can explain the specifics -- or even post the reference e-mail if he hasn't deleted it.


8-)

[color=#000000]I still have it, but for some reason I can't save animated .gif files. I was waiting for you to post it. It has to be one of the best I've seen.
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