Newfies

[Steve M]

NEWFOUNDLANDER

It Pays To Be Able To Speak Newfinese.


A Newfoundland fisherman was walking along and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Newfoundland man shouts: "Eh By'e dunt be drinkin out a der pond dar.Tis like da out-ose!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.. The cows, horses and pigs have pooped in it."
The Mainlander shouts back: "I'm a tourist from away.  I don't understand your Newfoundland gibberish. Can you speak English?


The Newfoundlander shouts back.
"Use two hands, you'll get more!!" 

[patchz]

Typical farmer type.

[Steve M]

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago.

[Flying Trucker]

Love it....

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

[patchz]

Typical farmer type.

Thank you so much, Larry! For not telling me you've heard it years ago.

[H]

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[patchz]

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

[Steve M]

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

[H]

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.

[patchz]

I started to say I don't really know how to respond to that Steve. But then it hit me that I probably did hear it years ago... and forgot.

Pray tell, you weren't said tourist? :-?

8-)

[color=#000000]Nope! I was the farmer.