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True insurance story!

Postby U4EA » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:46 pm

Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the American Insurance Journal. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure...

Dear Sir: "I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I was alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly more than 500 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form, that I weigh 135 lb..

Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form.

Slowed down slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lb..

I refer you again to my weight.

As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel beginning its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your questions.
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby Steve M » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:05 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D Now, that is funny!  ;D
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby patchz » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:42 pm

[color=#000000]It is extremely funny, but it's not true. It has been circulating for several years and MythBusters even did a show on it. They researched it as much as possible and could find no truth to it. They also busted it. But it is certainly worthy of several chuckles, no matter how many times I've seen it.
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby U4EA » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:23 pm

Thanx!  I knew I should've 'snoped' that first. ::)
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby B-Valvs » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:37 pm

[quote][color=#000000]It is extremely funny, but it's not true. It has been circulating for several years and MythBusters even did a show on it. They researched it as much as possible and could find no truth to it. They also busted it. But it is certainly worthy of several chuckles, no matter how many times I've seen it.
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby patchz » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:49 pm

[quote]Thanx!
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby FuturePilot » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:33 am

That's hilarious!! You think it's over and then two more things happen!  ;D I had never seen this one before!
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby H » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:18 pm

'Tis quite old, in one form or other; Ray Stevens recorded the song version in which Murphy gave this as his excuse for not showing up for work the next day.


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Re: True insurance story!

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:26 pm

'Tis quite old, in one form or other; Ray Stevens recorded the song version in which Murphy gave this as his excuse for not showing up for work the next day.


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I remember that song...Very funny...!

There must be an audio/video link to it somewhere... ::)...!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxaCfJfw6AY

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I think he's done a few of theose "Murphy" songs...ie: days of the Week..."On monday....etc..."....
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:27 pm

I liked it.. everything posted in the humour forum does not have to be either true, or new..  ::) 
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby patchz » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:36 pm

'Tis quite old, in one form or other; Ray Stevens recorded the song version in which Murphy gave this as his excuse for not showing up for work the next day.


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I remember that song...Very funny...!

There must be an audio/video link to it somewhere... ::)...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

I think hes done a few of theose "Murphy" songs...ie: days of the Week..."On monday....etc..."....

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He is an awkward sod;
He said I'd have to cart them down,
The ladders in me hod.

[color=#000000]The name of it is 'The Bricklayer's Song'. I have quite a few of Ray's songs and one or two videos. But 'Shriner's Convention' will always be my favorite. If you remember, the character's name was Coy. A very good friend of mine's Dad was named Coy and was a Shriner. They had a ball when the song came out.
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby Hagar » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:47 pm

I always thought the original was by Gerard Hoffnung. Recorded at the Oxford Union in 1958. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI&feature=related
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby patchz » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:07 pm

I always thought the original was by Gerard Hoffnung. Recorded at the Oxford Union in 1958. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI&feature=related

You probably thought correct Doug. It's been around for a long, long time.
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby OVERLORD_CHRIS » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:14 pm

And the USAF just switched to these people for there travel card service.... :P
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Re: True insurance story!

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:45 am

Excellent, put a big old smile on my face ;D ;D ;D
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