A bloke takes himself off to the barbers for a cut, has to take young daughter along....she's sent off by Mummy with a nice little cupcake to keep her from getting hungry.
So Dad sits down in the chair, and daughter squats down beside.
The barber, not wanting her in the way, but not wanting to upset her says "why not sit over there, in the chair or you'll get hairs all over your muffin."
The little girl smiles and says "Yes, and I'll get boobies too!"