Some wise thoughts...

[ozzy72]

COWS

Is it just me, or  does anyone else find it amazing  that during the mad cow  epidemic our government could track  a single cow, born in Burke almost  three years ago,  right to the stall where  she slept in Wales   ?
And, they even  tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable  to locate 125,000 illegal  immigrants wandering around our  country.
Maybe we should give  each of them a  cow.

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THE  CONSTITUTION

They keep talking  about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq...
Why don't we just  give them ours? It was written by  a lot of really smart guys, it has worked  for over 100 years, and we're not using  it anymore.

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THE 10  COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that  we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a  courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot  post 'Thou Shalt Not  Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not  Commit Adultery' and 'Thou  Shall Not Lie' in a building full  of lawyers, judges and politicians .....  It creates a hostile work environment.

[JakesF14]

THE 10  COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that  we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a  courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot  post 'Thou Shalt Not  Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not  Commit Adultery' and 'Thou  Shall Not Lie' in a building full  of lawyers, judges and politicians .....  It creates a hostile work environment.

Hie hie!!!!   ;D   ;D

[B_7772]

[quote]THE 10

[Fozzer]

[quote]COWS

Is it just me, or