Just how good is Jack Daniels?

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Just how good is Jack Daniels?

Postby Steve M » Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:44 pm

Finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog
in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

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Re: Just how good is Jack Daniels?

Postby patchz » Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:01 pm

[color=#000000] ;D ;D ;D
If you had said something, I would have brought you some frogs.
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Re: Just how good is Jack Daniels?

Postby B_7772 » Sun Apr 18, 2010 7:42 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just how good is Jack Daniels?

Postby JakesF14 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:25 am

NEVER go fishing without Jack Daniels!!
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