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Why an elk has antlers

Postby expat » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:52 am

No matter what species, it's a bloke thing ;D

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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby Steve M » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:04 am

;D ;D Be carefull now, Blitzen!
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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby patchz » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:06 am

[color=#000000]Looks like they are still in velvet. Not sure he would be so inclined otherwise.
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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby Fozzer » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:21 am

.... ;D... ;D... ;D....!

.."A scratch a day, helps you work, rest, and play"... ;D...!

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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby Mitch. » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:49 am

That's brilliant. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D
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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby a1 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:52 am

:o

How we humans and animals are so similar.
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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:56 am

:o

How we humans and animals are so similar.


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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby Ang2dogs » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:05 pm

Talk about getting horny! ;D
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Re: Why an elk has antlers

Postby H » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:57 pm

:o

How we humans and animals are so similar.
You mean in that some humans seem inclined to sit on their shoulders? ::)


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