Tarzan and Jane

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Tarzan and Jane

Postby expat » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:41 am

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?

'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.'
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loin cloth,
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Re: Tarzan and Jane

Postby Steve M » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:44 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tarzan and Jane

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:21 pm

The old ones ARE the best ;) ;D
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Re: Tarzan and Jane

Postby a1 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:03 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Made my day. :D
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Re: Tarzan and Jane

Postby chris3090 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:11 pm

First time ive heard it with squirrels, i perfer the bee one myself but both make me chuckle  8-)
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