Things you really don't want to hear on a flight

[Mazza]

Don't worry about youtube links 

[lunitic_8]

[quote]Don't worry about youtube links

[OVERLORD_CHRIS]

"OH MY GOD THE BLINKING RED LIGHT IS ON!!!......oh wait its the inter comm light..ha ha ha ha".

[a1]

[B_7772]

(voice sounds like the flight attended that just serviced you) "...just raise you hand if you have any flight experience at all..."


"Don't worry, we missed him by at least 1 foot"


"Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll please look to the left of the plane..."

[Shavron117]

Damn visibility is zero....hey! What's that mountain goat doing in a fogbank?

[Fozzer]

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul...... ... ...!

"Amen".... ...!

[Al_Fallujah]

Cannot find a link, probably still copywrited,

Gary Larson of Far Side fame had a great Sunday strip of maniacal pilots announcing turbulence, and then rocking the wings side to side.

[Al_Fallujah]

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul...... ... ...!

"Amen".... ...!

And the band played on...

[Fozzer]

"Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your Captain speaking"

"Let us all sing together..."Nearer, my God, to thee".

"All together, after me...".... http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/n/m/nmgtthee.htm

Paul...... ... ...!

"Amen".... ...!

And the band played on...

I love playing all those old Hymns on my Organs, Pianos and Keyboards... ....

...but not in a Jumbo 747....

...at forty thousand feet....

...with four engines out!... ....!

Paul...Quick...the last verse...before we crash!... ....!

.... ....!