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White Horse

Postby expat » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:17 am

A white horse goes into a bar and asks the barman for a whisky.

"I'll have a whisky", says the white horse.

"Ok",replies the barman, "What sort would you like".

"I don't know, what have you got", answers the white horse.

"Well, we have Teachers, Bells, Loch Lomond, Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich, Cutty Sark, Johnny Walker, Bushmills and Jameson. We also have one named after you"

"What's that" says the horse, "Dobbin"

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Re: White Horse

Postby specter177 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:57 am

Must be a German thing, 'cause I don't get it. :-/
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Re: White Horse

Postby Meck » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:19 am

Must be a German thing, 'cause I don't get it. :-/



Definitely not - maybe British humour?!  :-?
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Re: White Horse

Postby Rich H » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:07 pm

I think Dobbin is another name for a horse, like an old English sort of name.
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Re: White Horse

Postby Meck » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:18 pm

It's a work-horse... But that doesn't help me either!
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Re: White Horse

Postby expat » Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:54 pm

This is painful
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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