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For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Meck » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:11 pm

Die deutschen Verleger pinkeln sich da gerade ziemlich ordentlich selbst ans Bein!  ;D

http://meta.tagesschau.de/id/32070/deut ... google-vor
(auch ma die Kommentare lesen! ;-))
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Steve M » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:46 pm

:D No matter how long I stare at this, I still can't read it.  ;D
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Meck » Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:51 pm

[quote] :D No matter how long I stare at this, I still can't read it.
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Steve M » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:47 pm

[quote][quote] :D No matter how long I stare at this, I still can't read it.
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby expat » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:05 am

[quote]Die deutschen Verleger pinkeln sich da gerade ziemlich ordentlich selbst ans Bein!
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Meck » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:54 am

"Germans will pee themselves before the form an orderly queue whist waiting to use a public convenience" ;D ;D
When I moved to Germany, the first thing I learnt to do was sharpen my elbows and dive in...


...a public convenience???
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby expat » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:38 am

...a public convenience???


The joys of the English language ;D (a toilet)

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Meck » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:35 am

...a public convenience???


The joys of the English language ;D (a toilet)

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got that! Just thought why you would dive in it...







ok, I'll leave now
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby expat » Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:04 am

...a public convenience???


The joys of the English language ;D (a toilet)

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got that! Just thought why you would dive in it...







ok, I'll leave now
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Re: For Germans only (or who else understands german)

Postby Al_Fallujah » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:34 pm

This ist the vay ve pee in GERMANY!!!
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