How to make the Pizza guy feel nervous

[Rich H]

Off Facebook

1.      While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2.      Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3.      Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4.      Finish the order with:

[ozzy72]

I'm ashamed to say I did do some of these in my youth....

[a1]

[Ang2dogs]

One time we sent pizza to the chinese take out, and vicea, versa,( right in the same area), and sat back to watch the action!

[Steve M]

"Ask if you can see the menu" or, can you deliver the menu first?

[H]

14.      Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
            With an equation? Why, so he can tell you, "OK. that'll be divided by eight."

19.      Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
            Yeah, I once got one that was still bleeding.

8-)

[beaky]

They're all funny, but spend one day- just one day- expediting food orders on the phone or delivering them, and you will want to strangle the clever little rascals who come up with this stuff.     ;D

[TacitBlue]

Answer the door naked, that always gets 'em.

[H]

Answer the door naked, that always gets 'em.

Um, folks, it seems Tacit needs a good set of clothes for Christmas before he winds up finding himself in Blueball, PA.

8-)

[Jared]

good list. sitting in my printer now so that I can keep them by the phone!

[Capt.Propwash]

41.  When placing your order, 1st ask if they have a 30min or less guarantee.  If they do, tell them your address but add "and a 1/2" after it.  then sit back and watch the delivery guy try to figure out where '213 1/2' is located. 

if they leave, call back disgruntled saying you want your pizza for free but this time leave off the 1/2.


works at least the 1st time with every company.