Dear John...

What are you laughing at?

Dear John...

Postby JakesF14 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:27 am

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled
and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had
to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is
19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted
him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling
and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can
you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it
is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John   
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Re: Dear John...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:15 am

Priorities, priorities!... ;).... ;D... ;D....!

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Re: Dear John...

Postby Anxyous » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:45 pm

So old, so funny  ;D
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Re: Dear John...

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:49 pm

;D ;D ;D :o
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Re: Dear John...

Postby Steve M » Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:48 pm

;D ;D Classic!
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Re: Dear John...

Postby Jisco » Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:06 pm

;D ;D ;D
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