Job Applicant

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Job Applicant

Postby -Crossfire- » Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:36 pm

M y Re simay


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.






















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Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby Rich H » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:59 pm

;D ;D ;D Is the picture real?
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby a1 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:15 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby Mazza » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:01 am

:o ;D ;D :D :D
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby Ang2dogs » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:34 am

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, SHE CAN START TODAY! :o :D ;D ::) :o ;D :D ;) :) ;D
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby daz1 » Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:31 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby U4EA » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:24 am

In the event of a water landing.............

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Re: Job Applicant

Postby Al_Fallujah » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:18 pm

*prints picture*

I will be back in a few minutes....
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby sgraypgh » Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:53 pm

Nobody needs to bother grabbing a seat cushion, as it appears like she could just swim under the plane and float the whole thing  8-)
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Re: Job Applicant

Postby U4EA » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:39 pm

*prints picture*

I will be back in a few minutes....

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Re: Job Applicant

Postby Terri » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:55 pm

That is just wrong. :)
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