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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby packercolinl » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:51 am

Who's Chuck Norris????

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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:46 am

Who's Chuck Norris????

Hang on there's someone at the door,back in a minute!


[color=#000000]Damn, you made me get choked....
from laughing so hard.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby Mazza » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:04 am

Every night the bogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris  8-)
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:28 am

[color=#000000]Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby H » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:15 am

[quote][color=#000000]Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby lunitic_8 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:38 am

Recently Chuck Norris thought of selling his pee as an energy drink....















...now we know this drink as Red Bull. :D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby skoker » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:37 pm

Chuck Norris once thought he heard a pin drop...



...turns out it was trying to run away...
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby Steve M » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:51 pm

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

::)

It will be your blood!
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby The Snake 87 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:06 pm

This is an old one also about Norris.

If Jesus could walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby daz1 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:22 pm

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. ;D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby skoker » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:21 pm

Chuck Norris once killed a fly when he was in new york.


The fly was in hong kong...
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby ApplePie » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39 pm

Chuck Norris can win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in one move.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby specter177 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:24 pm

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:56 am

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.


[color=#000000] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby TacitBlue » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:27 pm

hey...Hey! HEY!!! This is supposed to be a thread about Mathematical revelations! >:(

Now, I've been working on a theoretical math proof that I would like to honor you all with by allowing you to be the first to see it. As you can see from the enhanced computer generated image of my own design below, I have now proven without a doubt that one plus two in fact equals four. (formula: 1+2=4)
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I'll be taking questions by email, fax and carrier pigeon. Thank you.
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