Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

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Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:55 pm

[color=#000000]Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby skoker » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:06 pm

Yeah...  You go and leave now...
::) ;D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby charlesed » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:00 am

[quote]Yeah...
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:03 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby machineman9 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:31 pm

The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is  ;)
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby Fozzer » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:39 pm

[quote]The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:18 am

[quote][quote]The other day in physics we learnt that infinity can be just 80cm long. That goes to show just how common Chuck Norris really is
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby a1 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:27 am

Classic. ;D ;D
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby -Crossfire- » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:38 am

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby patchz » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 pm

Inside Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.


His?
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby skoker » Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:40 pm

Chuck Norris once went to the moon.


He walked both ways...



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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby ApplePie » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:45 pm

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg...






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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby Steve M » Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:56 pm

Chuck can lay a dozen eggs, already in the carton.
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby skoker » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:50 pm

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!
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Re: Huge breakthrough in mathmatics!

Postby H » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:40 am

Chuck Norris once killed two stones wtih one bird!
Some of you seem to be one bird too stoned... ;)


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