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Christmas in D.C

Postby H » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:35 am

This sad information was just e-mailed to me...


There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year!

The Supreme Court has not ruled this for any religious reason.
They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's
Capitol although they quickly found enough asses to fill the stable.


8-)
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Re: Christmas in D.C

Postby Mazza » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:23 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas in D.C

Postby expat » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:04 am

And in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle it was because they could not find a virgin!

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Re: Christmas in D.C

Postby Fozzer » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:37 am

And in Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle it was because they could not find a virgin!

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Blimey!...do they still exist?

..or is everything a product of an Immaculate Conception, nowadays?

Paul...Olive Oil is the only Virgin I can find in Sainsbury's Superstore, or elsewhere/anywhere... ::)...!

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Re: Christmas in D.C

Postby a1 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:46 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Christmas in D.C

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:04 am

;D ;D ;D
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