The check-out

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The check-out

Postby H » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:41 pm

[color=#003300]As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as a woman placed the items in front of the cashier:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

She was a bit startled by this proclamation but, since she was indeed single, intrigued by the derelict
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Re: The check-out

Postby Fozzer » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:45 pm

...didn't expect that!... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

...I should have read that first thing this morning...
..it would have kept me laughing all day... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: The check-out

Postby Steve M » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:59 pm

;D ;D
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Re: The check-out

Postby EJW » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:02 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The check-out

Postby Rich H » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:17 pm

[quote] ;D ;D
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Re: The check-out

Postby B-Valvs » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:21 pm

;D ;D ;D

8-)
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Re: The check-out

Postby Mazza » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:35 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The check-out

Postby Al_Fallujah » Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:30 am

[quote][quote] ;D ;D
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Re: The check-out

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:48 am

;D ;D ;D
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