New business

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New business

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:53 am

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear the hot shot and the big man, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal going down.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines".
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Re: New business

Postby Steve M » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:05 pm

;D ;D Somehow, I resemble this lawyer!
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Re: New business

Postby Mazza » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:36 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New business

Postby EJW » Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:27 pm

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