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Postby waspiflab » Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:24 pm

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 
 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours; green, red, orange and blue.   

My dad kept staring at him.   

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.   

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
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Re: Quick one

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:50 pm

LMAO..... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Re: Quick one

Postby H » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:07 pm

[color=#003300]"Got stoned once and shagged a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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Re: Quick one

Postby a1 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:50 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quick one

Postby EJW » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:21 am

I wish I had a relative that funny! ;D
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Re: Quick one

Postby daz1 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:57 pm

Hilarity ;D what a one liner!
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Re: Quick one

Postby Mazza » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:43 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D WAFFFLES COPTERS :D :D :D
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Re: Quick one

Postby T1MT1M » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:47 am

Hilarity ;D what a one liner!



Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But this joke is not a one liner, one liners generally have 1 or at most 2 lines, this has 9.
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Re: Quick one

Postby ApplePie » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:45 am

Hilarity ;D what a one liner!



Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But this joke is not a one liner, one liners generally have 1 or at most 2 lines, this has 9.

I think he was referring to the one line used by waspiflabs' father........... :)
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