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Postby expat » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:06 pm

A man comes home to find his wife coming out of the house bags packed and a flight ticket in hand.
"Where are you going", he asks.
His wife replies, "I am leaving you and going to Las Vegas"
"Vegas" repeats her husband, "why Vegas"
"Well", she says,"I can earn $400 a night"
"Great", he replies, "I am coming too.............................I can't wait to see you live on $800 a year".

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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby The-Black-Sheep » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:12 pm

Ha!  :D
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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby Steve M » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:39 pm

;D ;D ;D  
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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby Anxyous » Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:40 pm

*Thinky thinky*
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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby H » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:04 am

Most anywhere you go in Nevada, you may be taking chances. Most ventures in Las Vegas are a real gamble.


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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby Anxyous » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:07 am

I still don't get it :P
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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby H » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:13 am

I still don't get it :P
Just as well... neither did his wife.


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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby Mazza » Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:40 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Going to Vegas

Postby Leigh » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:32 am

haha  ;D ;D ;D

funny stuff ive seen in a few days :D
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