"You're looking kinda lonely, Adam! I'll tell you what: I will make you an incredibly beautiful woman. She'll always cook your dinner, do your laundry, have sex with you, and do whatever else you ask her to."
That sounded great to Adam, so he said:
"That sounds great! But what's it gonna cost me?"
"It'll cost you your right arm," God said.
Adam said: "Argh, what can I get for a rib?"
