Schoolboy's dream.

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Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Steve M » Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:15 am

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled,
We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to
four,but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F,G!"
Very good," said her mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,
Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her top to reveal a perfectly formed pair of 36 C's.
Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
No, Honey, Its because you're 24.
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:18 am

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Its ten minutes past eight in the morning at the moment...

..and reading that, put a grin on my face, which is going to last for the rest of my day... ;)....

Tee-Hee.... ;D...!

Paul...silently chuckling!... ;)...!
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Mazza » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:29 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby ShaneG_old » Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:55 am

;D ;D ;D 8-)
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:04 am

My ex-wife must have been a mutant blond because she was every bit a smart.... ;).....but had dark brown hair. ;D
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:33 am

My Schoolboy Dream was the Actress; Jean Simmons, after watching the 1949 Film; "The Blue Lagoon".... ::).... ;)...!

Paul... ;)...!

I think someone else had her in the end!..... :'(...Buggar!... >:(...!

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby Terri » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:18 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby a1 » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:50 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Schoolboy's dream.

Postby EJW » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:20 pm

Hehe!
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