A man returned from a trip to Shanghai and was feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor and was immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.
The man woke up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed began to ring. "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as GASH. "GASH?" replied the man. "What is that?" "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explained the doctor.
"My gosh, Doc," screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, Quesadillas and Pita Bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?" "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
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