bachelor vs married man

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bachelor vs married man

Postby RitterKreuz » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:44 pm

Bachelors tend to be thin.

Married men tend to have a pot belly.

why is this?

the bachelor opens his refrigerator he says "Damn! same old thing again tonight!" and then he goes to bed.

The married man goes to bed and says "damn! same old thing again tonight!" and he goes to the refrigerator!

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Re: bachelor vs married man

Postby Alonso » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:35 pm

;D Very good one...
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Re: bachelor vs married man

Postby Steve M » Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:48 am

;D ;D
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Re: bachelor vs married man

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:29 am

LOL

Carlo 8-) (opens fridge with cold beer)
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Re: bachelor vs married man

Postby Meck » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:27 pm

true
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