Grandma's new boyfriend

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Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:28 am

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby Anxyous » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:37 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby skoker » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:34 am

Thats horrible! ;D ;D
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby H » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:45 am

...The minister fainted.
Well, considering the reception...


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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:39 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby Rich H » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:00 pm

;D ;D ;D Great!
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby lunitic_8 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:25 pm

;D ;D :o :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby ShaneG_old » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:38 pm

...The minister fainted.
Well, considering the reception...


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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby Travis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:25 pm

Sounds like a "Little Johnny" joke!
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby a1 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:22 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby SubZer0 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:45 pm

Haha I'll have to remember this one ;D
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Re: Grandma's new boyfriend

Postby BigTruck » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:56 pm

;D THat was good
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