Life in the Australian Army

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Life in the Australian Army

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:51 pm

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone!

I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!!

Ya haz gotta shower though, but it
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Re: Life in the Australian Army

Postby Ang2dogs » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:48 pm

;D ;D ;D
Good one!
Got in trouble in boot camp ( cost me well over 100 push-ups and some side saddle hops, and some mountain climers and ) I worte a post card to my Brother that said,

Dear Kenny,
Havein fun, wish you were Here! ;D
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