A Hairy Tale...

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A Hairy Tale...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:00 am

Another little Gem relayed to me by one of my Daughters in Law...>>>

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Ear Hair

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the
store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:54 am

LMAO, them Schnauzer's do tend to bite if they get irritated..... ;D
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:01 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby scalper_old » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:08 pm

Good one paul... Give the dog a bone.
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby Steve M » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:18 pm

;D ;D Bald schnauzer's can be grouchy, and slippery.
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:34 pm

It always seems rather a dangerous and eye-watering practice, shaving a Schnauzer.... :-[....!

Paul...eyes already watering, just thinking about it!.. ::)...!

.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:32 pm

;D ;D Bald schnauzer's can be grouchy, and slippery.


Smelly too if not cared for properly.




Too far? :P
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:47 am

;D ;D Bald schnauzer's can be grouchy, and slippery.


Smelly too if not cared for properly.




Too far? :P


...a good-old scrub in soapy water with a hard bristled brush, then wrapped in a warm towel, and sat in front of a cosy fire to dry out, is the way to keep a Schnauzer in good condition... :)...!

...trust me... ;)...!

Paul... ;D.....!
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby a1 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:01 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby Al_Fallujah » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:20 am

Woof woof....

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Re: A Hairy Tale...

Postby jason.govt » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:06 pm

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;
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