Installing a husband

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Installing a husband

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:57 am

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, Premier League 3.0  and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.  

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Program

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0; program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
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Re: Installing a husband

Postby Apex » Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:25 am

Very good!
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Re: Installing a husband

Postby Steve M » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:48 pm

;D
Dear tech support,
Thank you for your quick reply, just one problem remains. Husband 1.0 has become sluggish and unresponsive after installing windows scrubber 7.0. Even after saving boyfriend 5.0 to a remote Hard drive.
I have tried booting Husband 1.0 repeatedly to no avail.
Any advice would be helpfull.
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Re: Installing a husband

Postby Terri » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:16 pm

[quote] ;D
Dear tech support,
Thank you for your quick reply, just one problem remains. Husband 1.0 has become sluggish and unresponsive after installing windows scrubber 7.0. Even after saving boyfriend 5.0 to a remote Hard drive.
I have tried booting Husband 1.0 repeatedly to no avail.
Any advice would be helpfull.
                                         
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Re: Installing a husband

Postby Excalibur372 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:53 am

That sounds almost like my father. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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