"No, I don't want to hear it!" the girl responded.
Startled, the mother asked, "Why? You need to know. It's part of growing up."
"That's what you always say," the girl cried,
"When I was seven, you gave me the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
When I was eight, you gave me the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was nine you gave me the 'There's no Santa' speech.
Now I just know you're going to give me the 'There's no Stork' speech.
How do you expect me to have babies, pee them out!
8-)
