Mars and Venus?

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Mars and Venus?

Postby Travis » Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 pm

NOTE: This is not me!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.. I have never

figured out why men think with their heads and women with their hearts.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just

want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby Brando14100 » Sat May 30, 2009 4:05 pm

Posted before, but it's still funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby lunitic_8 » Sat May 30, 2009 6:50 pm

LMFAO but this is 100% true  :o lol
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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby Capt.Propwash » Sun May 31, 2009 3:52 pm

omg that is PERFECT!!
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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby charlesed » Sun May 31, 2009 4:04 pm

Hmm...

I may just try this out sometime. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby U4EA » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:53 am

Oldie but goodie! ;D
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Re: Mars and Venus?

Postby Meck » Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:00 am

roflmfso  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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