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Re: F-22

Postby Mazza » Fri May 15, 2009 8:43 pm

:-/ I don't get it. Even now I know what HAX is, I am still not catching on...


Okay you know how the F-22 kicks everyone ass?

It's like in Counter strike, it is so good, it's cheting ;D
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Re: F-22

Postby T1MT1M » Sat May 16, 2009 6:19 am

Leet spelling is for dumb people who can't be bothered to learn correct spelling...

So, I've said it.

Sue me.

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are you sure that leet speak is for dumb people who cant be bothered spelling? cos im pretty sure that my keyboard does it for me when i set the profile.

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Re: F-22

Postby Hagar » Sat May 16, 2009 6:39 am

4r3 y0u $[-]ur3 7[-]47 1337 $934k i$ ph0r dum8 930913 w[-]0 <$n7 83 807[-]3r3d $9311in6? <0$ im 9r377y $ur3 7[-]47 my k3y804rd d03$ i7 ph0r m3 w[-]3n i $37 7[-]3 9r0phi13.

are you sure that leet speak is for dumb people who cant be bothered spelling? cos im pretty sure that my keyboard does it for me when i set the profile.

y3$ 7[-]47$ ri6[-]7. my 1337 $933k i$ $0 1337 i <4n d0 i7 w[-]i13 741kin6 n0rm411y.

That's all very clever but how is someone supposed to decipher it? What happens if you make a typo?

It's like learning a new language & I don't see the point. The standard of spelling on the Internet is bad enough already & rapidly getting worse. You would be far better off learning to spell English properly. :P

PS. This is not aimed at you specifically. For all I know your spelling might be excellent.
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Re: F-22

Postby Steve M » Sat May 16, 2009 7:14 am

:-/ I don't get it. Even now I know what HAX is, I am still not catching on...


Okay you know how the F-22 kicks everyone ass?

It's like in Counter strike, it is so good, it's cheting ;D



Ah, yes! Three days later.... I get it now!

;D ;D ;D
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Re: F-22

Postby expat » Sat May 16, 2009 7:59 am

:-/ I don't get it. Even now I know what HAX is, I am still not catching on...


Okay you know how the F-22 kicks everyone ass?

It's like in Counter strike, it is so good, it's cheting ;D



Ah, yes! Three days later.... I get it now!

;D ;D ;D


Sorry, still beats the brown stuff out of me!

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Re: F-22

Postby T1MT1M » Sun May 17, 2009 3:00 am

hax or hacks is cheating. just say in a first person shooter your running around the corner and die instantly.

This could be because the person is HACKING

to make it easier for the person to kill you he can see you through a wall and when you appear on his screen (whether it be through the wall or not it doesn't matter because you can shoot through walls in most first person shooter's, its up to him when he wants to kill you) a script makes it so that the crosshair (or aimer) will go directly onto your head so all he will have to do is click once and you die.

In other words. hacks make a god.

If your flying a F-22, your a god.


I simply don't know how to explain it any better than that.


and its easy to decipher leet speak. just look at the number and or symbol/s and think what letter it looks like

heres a basic guide that my keyboard has a profile for.

4 8 < d 3 ph 6 [-] i j k 1 m n 0 9 q r $ 7 u v w x y z

a b c
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Re: F-22

Postby BigTruck » Sun May 17, 2009 3:04 am

As a network administrator, I'm supposed to be smart, as a Marine, I'm supposed to be a jarhead...so let's see if I can connect with those of you who don't get it.

Playing a video game, many gamers have Hacks (HAX) (aka cheat codes) that allow them to win the game with such ease that they can go fix a Hot Pocket, grab a fresh Mountain Dew, and check in with their parents from the basement of their house and still kill you over and over again with a headshot.
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Re: F-22

Postby lunitic_8 » Tue May 19, 2009 5:56 pm

[quote]hax or hacks is cheating. just say in a first person shooter your running around the corner and die instantly.

This could be because the person is HACKING

to make it easier for the person to kill you he can see you through a wall and when you appear on his screen (whether it be through the wall or not it doesn't matter because you can shoot through walls in most first person shooter's, its up to him when he wants to kill you) a script makes it so that the crosshair (or aimer) will go directly onto your head so all he will have to do is click once and you die.

In other words. hacks make a god.

If your flying a F-22, your a god.


I simply don't know how to explain it any better than that.


and its easy to decipher leet speak. just look at the number and or symbol/s and think what letter it looks like

heres a basic guide that my keyboard has a profile for.

4 8 < d 3 ph 6 [-] i j k 1 m n 0 9 q r $ 7 u v w x y z

a b c
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Re: F-22

Postby expat » Thu May 21, 2009 2:10 am

hax or hacks is cheating.
In other words. hacks make a god.
If your flying a F-22, your a god.
I simply don't know how to explain it any better than that.


So flying about in an outdated aircraft conceived during the long finished Cold War and not really designed for today's present hot and sandy conflicts makes you a God................Now that makes it funny............at last ;D

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: F-22

Postby U4EA » Fri May 29, 2009 9:01 pm

What is 'HAX'..? :-?


It's short for 'Hacks'... or cheats
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Re: F-22

Postby specter177 » Fri May 29, 2009 10:33 pm

hax or hacks is cheating.
In other words. hacks make a god.
If your flying a F-22, your a god.
I simply don't know how to explain it any better than that.


So flying about in an outdated aircraft conceived during the long finished Cold War and not really designed for today's present hot and sandy conflicts makes you a God................Now that makes it funny............at last ;D

Matt


It maybe 15 year old technology, but it still wipes the floor with anything in the air. And if the F22 is 15 years old, imagine what they are working on now. :o
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