Animals

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Animals

Postby EchoLdrWolf » Sat May 09, 2009 9:33 am

Answers are underneath each question, highlight to see them.



How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door and put it in.









How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the giraffe out, and put it in.








The king of the Jungle calls a meeting for all the animals. What animal doesn't come?
The elephant, he's in the refrigerator.








You have to cross river where crocodiles and alligators live. How do you get across?
Just swim, the crocodiles and alligators are at the Jungle meeting.
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Re: Animals

Postby Anxyous » Sat May 09, 2009 10:23 am

Heard it before several times, but I only got the first one completely right :D
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Re: Animals

Postby jrom » Mon May 11, 2009 8:31 am

This is one of my favorite ones to do on people.
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