The Pretzel Hold

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The Pretzel Hold

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat May 02, 2009 7:48 am

Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.

Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eyes just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"

;D

Yes, I know, this has probably been posted before..... :P

But, I'm an old fart and can't remember..... ;)
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby Anxyous » Sat May 02, 2009 8:30 am

It has, but still funny! :D
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby ozzy72 » Sat May 02, 2009 9:56 am

It has been posted before, but what the heck it brought a smile to my face ;D
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat May 02, 2009 1:15 pm

See, these things happen when you start "decrepitating". You forget stuff.

Here's something to remember when you're older - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a woody, and never trust a fart.

modified quotes for the movie, "The Bucket List".... :P
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby Ang2dogs » Sun May 03, 2009 12:04 am

Well I ain't never heard this one, and I'm laughing my balls off [smiley=biglaugh.gif]
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby skoker » Sun May 03, 2009 12:11 am

Well I ain't never heard this one, and I'm laughing my balls off [smiley=biglaugh.gif]

Are they in your mouth?  Don't laugh too hard then...!
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Re: The Pretzel Hold

Postby Ang2dogs » Sun May 03, 2009 9:33 am

Well I ain't never heard this one, and I'm laughing my balls off [smiley=biglaugh.gif]

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