A young biker...

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A young biker...

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:46 pm

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy pub in Gallowgate, Glasgow. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.

The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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Re: A young biker...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:49 pm

..... ;D.....!

I think I'll give my bowl of Chicken and Leek Soup a bit of a miss tonight...;)...!

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Re: A young biker...

Postby Anxyous » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:25 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: A young biker...

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:19 pm

LOL ;D

Old bikers +1

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Re: A young biker...

Postby Steve M » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:20 pm

;D ;D ;D Cheapest chili in town, two for the price of one...   ;D
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Re: A young biker...

Postby Mazza » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:23 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A young biker...

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:32 pm

Nasty!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: A young biker...

Postby Terri » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:52 pm

Thats just gross. :) :)
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Re: A young biker...

Postby expat » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:38 am

Thats just gross. :) :)


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Re: A young biker...

Postby Fozzer » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:15 am

That's just gross. :) :)


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Re: A young biker...

Postby thesnake » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:02 pm

uhh...
ive benn tellin that for like a year andit still makes me quesy
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Re: A young biker...

Postby skoker » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:19 am

Thats just gross. :) :)

Gross is an understatement...
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Re: A young biker...

Postby ShaneG_old » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:47 am

Yummy! I'll have 'seconds' also! ;D ;D ;)
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Re: A young biker...

Postby scalper_old » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:25 pm

anyone have bread and butter. the chilly is a bit runny.
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Re: A young biker...

Postby BigTruck » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:37 pm

Ugh...but funny  ;)
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