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Postby specter177 » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:27 pm

Obama May Block Sun's Rays to End Global Warming

This article is actually talking about pumping particals into the air to deflect sun rays (wouldn't that cause a greenhouse effect, like Venus?), but it makes it seem like Obama will 'physically' block the sun himself.
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Postby Ang2dogs » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:02 pm

Not only is this not funny, but scary! >:( Think about this, these idiots that want to rule us all, are so out of touch we should all be concerned that this would be insane in trying to control the weather. With the technology today, why are there still starving people in the world? and if all these countries are so in love with each other, than why hasn't WAR been abolished? When THEY can solve those 2 problems, than maybe I wouldn't mind if THEY want to mess with the weather, but for now this is beyond comprehension that these morons want to play God with our planet! Sorry had to get it off my chest cause this is getting out of hand >:( >:(
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Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:33 am

Worst they'd do is turn the planet into a mirror image of Venus. Least would be to start a new ice age. Either way, people will suffer and die. Another great idea from clueless people.

Ya know, when they tested the first atom bomb. The scientists were worried that it's detonation could vaporize the atmosphere and kill all life on the planet. You know what their decision was..... ::)
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Postby Anxyous » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:12 am

Let's not carried away... There are a few, easier approaches to try first:

1: Everyone opens their refridgerators, letting out the cool air, thus cooling the atmosphere.

2: Everybody grabs a bucket, fills it with seawater, and pours it down the drain, thus countering the climbing water levels.

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Postby Wii » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:51 am

[quote]Oh god... give the Chemtrail conspiracists something to complain about...
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Postby Al_Fallujah » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:19 pm

Think of the push for alternative clean energy sources.

How many solar panels will have less output after this?

They really did not think this one through...
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Postby HarvesteR » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:26 am

Al, your signature pretty much sums it all up  :-X

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