Senior Dress Code

[Romulus111VADT]

Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion. In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1 A nose ring and bifocals.
2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
4. Miniskirts and support hose.
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
6. Speedos and cellulite.
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.
11.. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. In-line skates and a walker.
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks.
14. Thongs and Depends.

[ozzy72]

[BigTruck]

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.

 ;D

[Steve M]

[a1]

I love No.14

[skoker]

#14  :-? How would... :-/ and...  but wouldn't it...  nevermind!

[Jared]

nice list :p

[expat]

[quote]10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist.

[RitterKreuz]

a pierced tongue and dentures.... actually that might be ok.

think about it.  :o

[expat]

[quote]a pierced tongue and dentures.... actually that might be ok.

think about it.

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote]a pierced tongue and dentures.... actually that might be ok.

think about it.

[H]

(Never wear) Thongs and Depends.

[color=#003300]I only wear standard underwear except when bathing or relieving -- then

[Excalibur372]

(Never wear) Thongs and Depends.

[color=#003300]I only wear standard underwear except when bathing or relieving -- then