Should a child witness childbirth?

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Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby ShaneG_old » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:17 pm

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old

girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while

he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was

asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was

born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on

his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked

Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she

thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly

responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first

place......smack his ass again!
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Re: Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby skoker » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:52 pm

:bites tongue: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:56 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:31 pm

;D ;D ;D Have not heard that one before.
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Re: Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby scalper_old » Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:32 pm

lol... somthing crawled up there,  :-/
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Re: Should a child witness childbirth?

Postby Excalibur372 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:16 pm

that is not right. Only fat girls say "smack ass" ;D ;D
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