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Woman locked inside car:

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:00 pm

She called 9-1-1
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Al_Fallujah » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:13 pm

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:56 pm

That's as bad as the woman that couldn't get her car doors open and called 911 on her cell phone. Apparently the battery had died in her push button auto lock. She asked how to replace the battery so she could make it to a very important appointment.

The dispatcher asked her where the auto lock device was located. She said, "On my key chain, why?" He said, "Are there by ant chance keys on your key chain and if so, what keys are on it?" She said, Yes, what a stupid question, there's my PO box key, my house key, the key for work and the keys to my car and trunk!"

The dispatcher asked her, "Does the key to your car by chance open the doors?" She said, "I don't know, let me try it." She came back on, "It worked!" He asked her if she was by chance a natural blond. She hung up on him...... ::)

Come to think of it, I believe this also happened in Florida.... :o

Must be the heat frying their brains.....lmao
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby DaveSims » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:59 pm

I've always thought we have been breeding a dumber version of human, now I'm convinced.

My solution, remove all warning labels and let natural selection work.
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Fozzer » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:03 pm

..personally...

I think all Women should be locked inside their Cars....

...and left there...

...permanently... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Hagar » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:10 pm

Not saying I disbelieve it or anything but did anyone notice the date on that report? :-/ ;)
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:43 pm

Not saying I disbelieve it or anything but did anyone notice the date on that report? :-/ ;)


What's wrong with it?

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Sytse » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:07 pm

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Steve M » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:16 pm

;D ;D She could have died of starvation in there! Trapped!
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby a1 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:21 pm

Wow I would never believe that I would read and hear something like this. :o
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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby expat » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:19 am

That's as bad as the woman that couldn't get her car doors open and called 911 on her cell phone. Apparently the battery had died in her push button auto lock. She asked how to replace the battery so she could make it to a very important appointment.

The dispatcher asked her where the auto lock device was located. She said, "On my key chain, why?" He said, "Are there by ant chance keys on your key chain and if so, what keys are on it?" She said, Yes, what a stupid question, there's my PO box key, my house key, the key for work and the keys to my car and trunk!"

The dispatcher asked her, "Does the key to your car by chance open the doors?" She said, "I don't know, let me try it." She came back on, "It worked!" He asked her if she was by chance a natural blond. She hung up on him...... ::)

Come to think of it, I believe this also happened in Florida.... :o

Must be the heat frying their brains.....lmao


She is lucky to have got a reply our of the 911 operator, in the UK the operator would have pointed out it was not an emergency call and would have hung up on her.

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Al_Fallujah » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:02 am

I first heard about this on the radio, and I thought, it MUST be a joke, especially being on 4/1

However the news station is claiming that its confirmed... we shall see.

It does sound dead on the Blondestar skit.

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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Capt.Propwash » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:11 pm

theres only 1 major problem with that story.....


if you are locked INSIDE your car... what the heck is the KEY going to do for you when the lock is on the OUTSIDE of the car???????

STUPID!!!!!!




Sort of like this woman....... she just washed her car down the road at the local carwash, and when she got home, she didnt want her driveway to get wet so she hung the car out to dry..... ::) :-? 8-)


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Re: Woman locked inside car:

Postby Excalibur372 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:02 pm

Oh my god, there are some very stupid people in the world and she is one of them. This is like the lady who called 911 over McDonalds being out of mcnuggets. ;D ;D :D
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