Timing is everything...

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Timing is everything...

Postby beaky » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:16 am

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in
the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window . 'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The cop says: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well , Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing
obscene is happening!

The cop asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says : 'I'm 22, sir.'

The cop asks: 'And her ... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby DaveSims » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:20 am

Oh to be young again  ;)
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:52 am

[quote]Oh to be young again
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby Al_Fallujah » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:26 pm

[quote][quote]Oh to be young again
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:40 pm

;D ;D ;D That's great!
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby scalper_old » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:40 pm

HowL!!!!!
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby Steve M » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:16 pm

;D  ;D Good one!  ;D ;D  Quality humour at its best!
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby skoker » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:43 pm

Wow... ;D
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby SubZer0 » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:56 pm

;) ;D
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:17 pm

Classic ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby a1 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:54 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:21 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Timing is everything...

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:50 pm

note to self... ;D ;D
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