Bet You Will Smile...

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Bet You Will Smile...

Postby Ravang » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:56 pm

Some great one-liners... ;D

Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk.

Inconsistency: It has its ups and downs.

You say tomato, I say tomato. Doesn't make much sense when you read it.

Hobbits are Tolkien Minorities.

The Judicial System Rules!

Veni Vidi Wiki: I came. I saw. I edited collaboratively.

Natural Selection: Good things come to those who mate.

Vampires are A Pain in the Neck.

I'm an English Major. You do the math.

Apathy: I could take it or leave it

The Constitution: I Read it for the Articles.

Archaeologists will date any old thing.

Holland: Can't Dutch This.

Hyperbole is the Best Thing Ever!

Fibonacci: It's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3.

Kinetic Energy -Pass It On!

I'm no rocket surgeon.

When life gives you Scurvy, make Lemonade.

Pluto (1930-2006) Revolve In Peace.

Idioms are for the Birds.

Entropy: It ain't what it used to be.


World Physics Society Family
-Be the Half-life of the Party!  

Simple as 3.141592...

Alaska -A Good Tan is Hard to Find.

Pavlov "The name that rings a bell!"

Sigmund Freud: There Egos Again!

The Binary Social Club: Where no one's a zero!

Gregor Mendel: Giving Peas a Chance Since 1856

Titanic -Ship Happens.

Achilles: Heel Be Alright!  

Beethoven: The Original Deaf Jam.
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby flyboy 28 » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:03 pm

These all seem like lines from t-shirts that douchebags wear. :P
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:33 am

......"Titanic -Ship Happens....."

.... ;D.... ;D.... ;D....!

Paul...don't it always!... ;D...!
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby lunitic_8 » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:40 pm

......"Titanic -Ship Happens....."

.... ;D.... ;D.... ;D....!

Paul...don't it always!... ;D...!


"Are you shipping me?"

-Car max commercial  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby Al_Fallujah » Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:09 pm

......"Titanic -Ship Happens....."

.... ;D.... ;D.... ;D....!

Paul...don't it always!... ;D...!


"Are you shipping me?"

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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby a1 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:41 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby lunitic_8 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:46 pm

......"Titanic -Ship Happens....."

.... ;D.... ;D.... ;D....!

Paul...don't it always!... ;D...!


"Are you shipping me?"

-Car max commercial
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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby Keep It Simple » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:31 pm

[quote]Haha.. You say tomato, I say tomato.

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Re: Bet You Will Smile...

Postby H » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:43 am

Yeah but, I say potato and Dan Quale says potatoe.
As long as he doesn't 'pot a toe' to stir things up... that wouldn't do too well to flavor the pot.


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